I have just mailed off a pentagon-shaped package with Britney Spears mysteriously stickered on at one end. Talked to some hippies, who happily took my contact information just before they packed up their giant Earth ball, pulled their hats over their purple and dreaded hair and left in their jeep. Is this a good thing? They were happy to call me an "activist" in Chicago. Yes, you may start laughing now. But you knew this would happen all along... the girl who was voted as most likely to win a Nobel Peace Prize.