Have You Seen My Missing Toothbrush?
The cleaning people threw away my toothbrush. I think. I left in in the bathroom on the ledge above the sink on accident this morning. 6am is too early to wake up and be expected to function in a non-sleepy-drowsy manner. And now it's gone and my teeth need to be brushed with minty Colgate. A pet peeve = not brushing my teeth. I brush at least three times a day if possible. Not being able to brush my teeth right now feels so gross so disgusting. Yuck.